This morning I went on a run on the local walking path. Usually at 6 am on a Monday there aren't a lot of people on the path. Maybe because of the heat (might see 110 today) there were a lot of walkers this morning.
I passed two silver haired women in their early to mid 60's. After I passed by I heard one of them say, quietly, look at his ass!
My own grandmother commented on my butt to my wife a few months ago.
I'm going to start wearing longer shirts. I'm not a piece of meat! ;P